Army

Once upon a time there lived a boy called Jack. He had a mum with long blond hair and a dad with long blond nostril hair and a brother that looked just like him and a sister that looked like her mother. One day he decided to leave his lovely home and work at the Army. His dad worked there and he wanted to see his dad. Then another Army was attacking their base. The whole army got their guns like shot guns, BANG, slug guns, BANG, machine guns, BANG BANG, bazookas, BOOM, and twenty two's, BANG, twelve gage shot guns, BANG, twenty gage shot guns, BANG,  pistols PEOW, AK 47's, BOOM, rifles, BANG and snipers BOOM!  But Jacks dad got shot.
So Jack came home and his Grandad and Nana came back from Russia.
His  Grandad had brown long hairs escaping from his ears and his Nana has no teeth like gummy bear.
When something really loud happens she says, "i think someone is at the door". Especially when an aeroplane lands in their house.
When visitors come she says, " you smell like peanuts"  they say, "well you smell like old people" so Nana gives them a big hug and they all live happily ever after.